Classic Series Everything I Want To Be Doing Right Now Is Illegal T-Shirt

Color Yellow Black Heather Dark Grey Heather Athletic Heather Ash
Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL XS
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Everything I want to be doing right now is illegal. And most of it's not even bad. Okay, maybe most of it. But still.

Printed on super soft combed ringspun cotton tees. They're sweatshop free because we're not dicks. They're also printed in the United States if that's a deal breaker for you. We made them look pre-distressed on purpose. It's not because our printer was drunk. Well, he could have been drunk. It's not like we set up surveillance cameras or anything. Come to think of it, he has been acting pretty jovial lately. Naw, he strikes me more as a toker.

Oh yeah! Heather colors have around 10% poly for extra stretch and that nifty athletic look.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30